The Incredible
"Because it's always the End of the World Somewhere"
Let's face it, dear friends, the world is teetering on the brink of disaster, and pretty much always has been. But fear not! You are a survivor—yes, you! Don't believe me? Merely enter your date of birth below, and discover how many apocalyptic predictions you have survived thus far; it's probably more than you think!
(Totally cribbed from Wikipedia)
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